K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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