that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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