Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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