He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
