The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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