i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he shaved USA in his pubs
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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