i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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