that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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