Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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