Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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