I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
