Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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