does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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