i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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