I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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