doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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