Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize