Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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