I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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