At least make sure they are 18
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So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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