The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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