dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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