Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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