Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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