so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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