I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Dear god my vagina.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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