Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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