We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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