I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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