do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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