You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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