if you like me you must not know who I am
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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