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ugly people sure do ruin things
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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