I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
