Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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