Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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