Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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