Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
