she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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