I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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