theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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