i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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