Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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