I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
