Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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