If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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