thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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