I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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