i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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