Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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