There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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