its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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