S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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