at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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