I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i drank out of a bidet.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
tell me about the fingering
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