did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Welp...herpes.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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