Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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