sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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